PJs and the like
Saw a really pathetic PJ?
Or maybe a nice inspirational story?
If you did do post it here
Cheers
P.S:- I’m not going to edit anything. Post whatever you like as long as its relevant to the page. And don’t expect me to apologise for any joke on this page. There’s enough political correctness without me adding to it.
February 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Let me kick things off.
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A sardar was driving to a function on the wrong side of a one-way road. He gets upset and thinks
“Arrey yaar, looks like I’m late. Everybody else is leaving!!!”
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February 26, 2007 at 6:13 pm
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Q.) What does a sardar think when he sees a banana peel?
A.) “Arrey yaar!!! Phir phisalna padega”
Translation:“Oh Man!!! I’ll have to trip and fall again“
February 27, 2007 at 10:01 am
my first contribution ::
Q.what time is it when it is time to go to the dentist ??
A. tooth- hurty
February 27, 2007 at 10:14 am
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.”
“OH DEAR GOD NO,” Bush exclaims. “That’s terrible!!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, “How many is a Brazillion??!”
February 27, 2007 at 10:22 am
What A Wonderful Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
February 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm
3 Inventions of a Sardar -
1. A water proof towel.
2. A condom with holes.
3. Pedal powered wheelchair.
February 28, 2007 at 9:41 am
A ventriloquist was doing the rounds of the clubs. At one club he launches into his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes.
After some time a blonde stands on her chair and starts shouting at him. “How can you stereotype women like this? What does the colour of my hair have to do with my intelligence? Its because of people like you that we have not been able to progress.”
The ventriloquist is very embarrassed and starts to stammer his apologies.
The Blonde snaps at him:-“You stay out of this mister. I’m talking to that little creep on your knee!!!”
March 1, 2007 at 6:02 pm
height of technical overdose:
software technician falling 4m 10th floor shouting ‘F1 F1 F1′!!!!!!
Height Of…. Minuteness…..
A pimple on the dimple of the cheek of the ant…..
Height Of…. Competition
A man peeing next to Niagra Falls!!
March 1, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush .
Prakat hue …
bole …
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puttar maang …
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bhakth utha …
bole shivji …
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha … puttar …
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …
kuch bada maang !
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wo fir bola … nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang …
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par wo to zidd pe ada hi hua tha … bola nahi … aap to mujhey
guitar hi do !
shivji usey bade pyaar se samjhane lage …
bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang ..
guitar na maang …
wo bola … nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye
… ab shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley ,(scroll down)
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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyun
bajata?????
March 1, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Ram ne Sita se vivaah kiya,
Ravan ne Sita ka apaharan kiya,
Hanuman ne Sita ko bachaya,
To ab ye batao ki vastav mein hero kaun tha?
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Sanjay Dutt !!!
SAWAL theek se padho !
March 1, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Q) If a PJ is a poor joke what is a (P + iJ)????
A) A complex poor joke.
Q) Why does no one laugh at a complex poor joke??
A) Bcoz the Joke part is imaginary.!!!
March 2, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Computers are like airconditioners — they stop working when u open windows
~ Vinod’s Msn nick
Few women admit their age ; Few men act theirs
~ Divya’s MSN nick
March 6, 2007 at 9:26 am
Q)What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple ???
A) Finding Half a worm
Source::Preshit
March 9, 2007 at 8:16 pm
A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, “I’m sorry, sir, it will never happen again.”
As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer.
Just then, the parrot asked, “So, uh, what’d the chicken do?“
March 12, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Source ~ Castenada Clirard Paul
March 17, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Once Little Johnny’s teacher was holding a test. She asks Little Johnny “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”. Johnny snaps back at her “I don’t know and I don’t care. Stop bothering me!!”
The teacher was quite upset and called Johnny’s father.
“Today I asked johnny who killed Abraham Lincoln and he swore at me and said he didn’t know and he didn’t care.”
Johnny father angrily grabbed him by the collar and shouted
“What’s the matter with you son? If you killed the man just say so !!”
March 21, 2007 at 11:20 pm
One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty for
all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
apologise to Ram for all the problems he had
caused.
So he went to Ram’s house and knocked on the door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there.
Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn’t say a word.
What was he thinking?
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Ans: “Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?”
March 22, 2007 at 10:53 pm
A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,”Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,”You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The Sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”
“No.”, replied the Managing Director.
” Thank God!”, replied the Sardarji and hung up !!!
March 23, 2007 at 12:51 am
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.”The young
people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing
and,” pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student’s litany and said,
“You’re right, son. We didn’t have those things when we were young……..so
we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the
next generation?”
The applause was resounding…
Source::Accha
March 26, 2007 at 7:24 pm
santa asks banta :: wats the best place to propose to a girl ??
banta replies : the temple — coz they do not wear their slippers thr
March 28, 2007 at 5:32 pm
has to be worst yet :::::::
Teacher : A for …….. ??
Student ( silently) : apple
Teacher : zor se bolo !!!
Student : JAI MATA DI
April 16, 2007 at 2:25 am
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick E-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her E-mail address, he did his best to type it from memory.
Unfortunately he missed one letter, and his note was directed to an elderly rector’s wife whose husband had died only one day before. When the grieving widow checked her E-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
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May 26, 2007 at 9:03 am
why is there a fence ard the graveyard ???
– coz ppl r dying to get in !!
~ souce : Siddharth Jain..loads more on his blog ..( http://www.thisisricky4u.blogspot.com)
August 25, 2007 at 2:01 am
Q::Why is quicksand addictive??
A:: Because it exerts a pull on you.
August 25, 2007 at 7:48 pm
A sardar was seated on the bench looking very sad.
Another person asked “Whats the matter, Sardarji?”
Sardarji: “I lent Rs. 5 lakh to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dont know how he looks!!”
August 25, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Aishwarya is sipping her coke n ant falls into that !!!
ant’s father said somethin and aishwarya fainted !!!!!
usne aissa kya bola!!!!!!!
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.socho socho
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” Teri coke main mera beta hai!”
April 14, 2008 at 10:13 am
Q: Wat do u call a girl jo apne baap ko dhakka deti hai ??
Ans : “PushPa”
April 17, 2008 at 7:51 pm
a man walks in with a clock and declares it is his potato clock.
another bloke asks him, what does it do?
It gets me a potato clock (say this fast and you’ll know)
April 20, 2008 at 11:42 pm
A sardar prays daily for two hrs. “Vahe Guru, Meri Lottery laga de”.
But nothing happens.
He does this for 11 years.
Finally….Vahe Guru appears and says….
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“Saale, Pehele Ticket to khareed”.