Stop That!

I’m sure everyone remembers this song. If you don’t… Well, then you’re one of those people born after this song went out of fashion(Which would be around 2000 CE)

It was released in 1995 so it had a good run.

I remember Devang Patel had a lot of other funny stuff.

I couldn’t find the lyrics online so I sat down and took them down

Stop That….

Maen Apne sar pe haath rakhke kasam khata hoon ki maen jo kuch bhi kahunga sach kahonga aur sach ke siva aur kuch bhi nahin kahoonga

lekin maen jabhi kisi se kuch kehene jaata hoon to woh log mujhe bol deten hain…

Stop That!

Meri batein sun kar dekho hasna nahin
Usse jhoot maan kar kahin phasna nahin
Maen sab sach kehata hoon, Aap ki kasam
Maene piya nahin whiskey, beer ya rum

Madhuri Dixit mili raste mein
Khaye chane humne sazte mein
Usne kaha tere sang shaadi rachaoon
Ghar tere aake mein parathe pakoon

Madhuri ko kaha maene, Ghar na aana
Sridevi ko bol diya, Na baba na

Chahe Dahej mein de mujhe
sone ki car
Ya aake koi dede mujhe
heeron ka haar

par shaadi ke liye
maen to kaccha hoon
Abhi sau saal ka
Chotta baccha hoon

Mere daddu, pehen diaper
chasme pur unke Wiper
Daddy ki, tooti haddi
Jab khele woh kabbadi

Maene Everest pe football khela hae
Maene haathon se train ko dhakela haen
kushtand Daara Singh mera chela haen
Mere ghodon ka Chaand pe tabela haen

—Interlude—

Dhirubai Ambanai leke aaye Cycle
Chaye peegaye toh dena para mujhe bill
Harshad Mehta mila mujhe Mandir ke dwaar
Paanch rupaye maange usne mujhse udhaar

Blank Cheque deke maene Sign kar di
Harshad ne usme se suit case kharidi

Ab Income pe koi tax nahin hoga
aur Sau ke note pe mera photo hoga

Rishwat compulsory karne bara abhiyaye hoga
Sab Mantriyon ka dress chaddi baniyan hoga

Neta Jo chunav haara
Sar mundwa lega saara
Jo dega jhoote bhashan
na milega use rashun (*ration)

gharwaali milegi sabko goongi
Police pehanenge ab sirf lungi
Doctor mufat mein operation karenge
Sarkari karmachari ab kaam karenge

—Interlude—

Andhe ne kaha chalo film dekhe
Langda bola nahin aaja football sikhe
ganja puche kahan gaya mera kangha
loole ne mara mukka to hua danga

Supari khake buddha mare pichkari
Sale(?) maene dekha use ek aankh maari

Goonga bina sur taal gaane laga gaan
suna behere ne band kiye apne kaan

Kabhi ek tingu ped se giraye nariyal
ab se zyada bache walon ko to ho jayegi jail

Pagal bhi chess khele
Cirket khelega Pele
Ms. India rakkhe Daaddi
Rambo pehenega Saari

Big(?) hone par sabke height kategi
Shuddh hawa pe sarkar tax rakhegi
sikke boune se paison ki bel kheligi
Cycle ke liye permit milegi

—-Interlude———–

Aa raha hain mera ek picture nayan
Bachchan hai villian aur heroine jaya
Subhash Ghai ne jab mujhe sign kiya
Saath baithe hum donon ne wine piya

Jackie Chan ko sikhayi maene fight action
Mere gaanon ko churaye Michael Jackson

Actor nahin Maen Cricketer bhi hoon
Maen to Kapil se badhiya hard-hitter bhi hoon
Tabhi ghabrakar Kambli naen shout kiya
Jab Sachin ko maene bowled out kiya

Maen aur Ratan Tata
Jab lene gaye atta
Chakki pe baithe Tyson
Sabko bech raha tha Besan

P.T.usha ne mujhe drink cold diya tha
Jab Olympic ke daud mein maene Gold liya tha
Ek jyotish ne jab mera hath dekha tha
naun hathon ko hi mere jaisa aisa kaha tha

Meri batein sun kar dekho hasna nahin
Usse jhoot maan kar kahin phasna nahin
Maen sab sach kehata hoon, Aap ki kasam
Maene piya nahin whiskey, beer ya rum

Stop That…

My aim is to memorize this song.

I’ll post later about this song and Devang Patel

Maybe we should analyse this song. It would be a lot of fun.

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19 Responses to “Stop That!”

  1. Mr. Banerjee Says:

    Har har. I do remember this song pretty well (not the lyrics). This was when Govinda used to portray the simple hillbilly boy in movies. I love the 90s.

  2. Reeti Says:

    Arre Daroon! There was another one on eggs. I wonder what happened to Devang Patel. He was such a classic. Also this cartoon thingummy called Haddi Raja. It used to air on doordarshan

  3. Nikhil Says:

    Hey bro Thanks yar i waz Searchin dIS for mOnths

  4. Sameer Says:

    Suleft= Police
    Superstar= Subhash Ghai
    St. jopice= ek jyotish
    ekting= ek tingu
    Duri= Loole.
    Russia= P.T. Usha

    Rest I cannot clear.
    This song is a classic of course. Also check out ‘Paisa- I want money!’ from the movie ‘Waah! Tera Kya Kehna.’
    πŸ™‚

  5. Naigil Says:

    Thanks for your effort yaar. It was really nice to relive the older moments πŸ™‚

  6. Parimal Ghelani Says:

    I remember it well as I created its Karaoke Track. My nephew sung it in same manner of Devang whom i know personally. I m surprise why Devang is presently off the track. Once i seen him in a Reality Show that’s it. He is talented actor cum singer.

  7. allyouwish Says:

    Awesome man….i just heard this song on fm and liked it… the lyrics are so catchy…

  8. harshad Says:

    Thanks a Lot πŸ™‚

  9. amoolya Says:

    i don’t remember this song of devang’s…..all i remember are some of the lyrics…..it went like usme ek chota sa garage ho garage mein 900, 1000 gaadi ho

  10. Veer Says:

    Kon si muvi ka h ye?

  11. padmakar pandey Says:

    Thank’s from my deep heart i am searching this song so badly. thanks once again..

  12. YUKTA Says:

    DONT U HAV MP3 OF THIS SONG I NEED THAT AND NOT ABLE TO FIND PLZ HELP ME……

  13. Yashowardhan Says:

    Mast…. I hrd it and thnkd dat www


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