PJs and the like

Saw a really pathetic PJ?
Or maybe a nice inspirational story?

If you did do post it here

Cheers

P.S:- I’m not going to edit anything. Post whatever you like as long as its relevant to the page. And don’t expect me to apologise for any joke on this page. There’s enough political correctness without me adding to it.

34 Responses to “PJs and the like”

  1. neelakantankk Says:

    Let me kick things off.

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    A sardar was driving to a function on the wrong side of a one-way road. He gets upset and thinks

    “Arrey yaar, looks like I’m late. Everybody else is leaving!!!”
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  2. neelakantankk Says:

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    Q.) What does a sardar think when he sees a banana peel?

    A.) “Arrey yaar!!! Phir phisalna padega”

    Translation:“Oh Man!!! I’ll have to trip and fall again

  3. parvathy Says:

    my first contribution ::

    Q.what time is it when it is time to go to the dentist ??
    A. tooth- hurty

  4. neelakantankk Says:

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.”

    “OH DEAR GOD NO,” Bush exclaims. “That’s terrible!!”

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, “How many is a Brazillion??!”

  5. neelakantankk Says:

    What A Wonderful Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: “Hello”

    WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

    MAN: “Yes”

    WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

    MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

    WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”

    MAN: “How much?”

    WOMAN: “$68,000.”

    MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

    WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

    MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”

    WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

    MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”

  6. Santosh Says:

    3 Inventions of a Sardar –

    1. A water proof towel.
    2. A condom with holes.
    3. Pedal powered wheelchair.

  7. neelakantankk Says:

    A ventriloquist was doing the rounds of the clubs. At one club he launches into his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes.

    After some time a blonde stands on her chair and starts shouting at him. “How can you stereotype women like this? What does the colour of my hair have to do with my intelligence? Its because of people like you that we have not been able to progress.”

    The ventriloquist is very embarrassed and starts to stammer his apologies.

    The Blonde snaps at him:-“You stay out of this mister. I’m talking to that little creep on your knee!!!”

  8. azhar Says:

    height of technical overdose:
    software technician falling 4m 10th floor shouting ‘F1 F1 F1’!!!!!!

    Height Of…. Minuteness…..
    A pimple on the dimple of the cheek of the ant…..

    Height Of…. Competition
    A man peeing next to Niagra Falls!!

  9. neelakantankk Says:

    Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

    shivji khush .

    Prakat hue …

    bole …

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    puttar maang …

    maang kya chahiye tujhey !

    bhakth utha …

    bole shivji …

    mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

    shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

    unhone kaha … puttar …

    tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …

    kuch bada maang !

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    wo fir bola … nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

    shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang …
    !

    par wo to zidd pe ada hi hua tha … bola nahi … aap to mujhey
    guitar hi do !

    shivji usey bade pyaar se samjhane lage …
    bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang ..
    guitar na maang …

    wo bola … nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye

    … ab shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley ,(scroll down)

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    saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyun
    bajata?????

  10. neelakantankk Says:

    Ram ne Sita se vivaah kiya,
    Ravan ne Sita ka apaharan kiya,
    Hanuman ne Sita ko bachaya,
    To ab ye batao ki vastav mein hero kaun tha?

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    Scroll down for the answer

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    Sanjay Dutt !!!
    SAWAL theek se padho !

  11. neelakantankk Says:

    Q) If a PJ is a poor joke what is a (P + iJ)????

    A) A complex poor joke.

    Q) Why does no one laugh at a complex poor joke?? 😦

    A) Bcoz the Joke part is imaginary.!!! 😆

  12. parvathy Says:

    Computers are like airconditioners — they stop working when u open windows

    ~ Vinod’s Msn nick

    Few women admit their age ; Few men act theirs

    ~ Divya’s MSN nick

  13. neelakantankk Says:

    Q)What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple ???

    A) Finding Half a worm

    Source::Preshit

  14. neelakantankk Says:

    A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, “I’m sorry, sir, it will never happen again.”

    As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer.

    Just then, the parrot asked, “So, uh, what’d the chicken do?

  15. parvathy Says:

    I could tell my parents hated me . My bath toys were a toaster and a radio

    Source ~ Castenada Clirard Paul

  16. neelakantankk Says:

    Once Little Johnny’s teacher was holding a test. She asks Little Johnny “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”. Johnny snaps back at her “I don’t know and I don’t care. Stop bothering me!!”

    The teacher was quite upset and called Johnny’s father.

    “Today I asked johnny who killed Abraham Lincoln and he swore at me and said he didn’t know and he didn’t care.”

    Johnny father angrily grabbed him by the collar and shouted

    “What’s the matter with you son? If you killed the man just say so !!”

  17. neelakantankk Says:

    One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty for
    all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
    apologise to Ram for all the problems he had
    caused.

    So he went to Ram’s house and knocked on the door.

    Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there.

    Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn’t say a word.

    What was he thinking?
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    Ans: “Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?”

  18. neelakantankk Says:

    A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,”Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!”

    The voice from the other side responded,”You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”

    “No”, replied the trainee

    “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

    The Sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”

    “No.”, replied the Managing Director.

    ” Thank God!”, replied the Sardarji and hung up !!!

  19. neelakantankk Says:

    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
    took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
    it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

    “You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the
    student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.”The young
    people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
    walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear
    energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing
    and,” pausing to take another drink of beer.

    The Senior took advantage of the break in the student’s litany and said,
    “You’re right, son. We didn’t have those things when we were young……..so
    we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the
    next generation?”

    The applause was resounding…

    Source::Accha

  20. parvathy Says:

    santa asks banta :: wats the best place to propose to a girl ??

    banta replies : the temple — coz they do not wear their slippers thr 😛

  21. parvathy Says:

    has to be worst yet :::::::

    Teacher : A for …….. ??
    Student ( silently) : apple
    Teacher : zor se bolo !!!
    Student : JAI MATA DI

  22. neelakantankk Says:

    An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick E-mail.

    Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her E-mail address, he did his best to type it from memory.

    Unfortunately he missed one letter, and his note was directed to an elderly rector’s wife whose husband had died only one day before. When the grieving widow checked her E-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

    At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
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    Dearest wife: just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. PS – Sure is hot down here.

  23. parvathy Says:

    why is there a fence ard the graveyard ???

    — coz ppl r dying to get in !!

    ~ souce : Siddharth Jain..loads more on his blog ..( http://www.thisisricky4u.blogspot.com)

  24. neelakantankk Says:

    Q::Why is quicksand addictive??

    A:: Because it exerts a pull on you. 😛

  25. Sumeet Says:

    A sardar was seated on the bench looking very sad.

    Another person asked “Whats the matter, Sardarji?”

    Sardarji: “I lent Rs. 5 lakh to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dont know how he looks!!”

  26. Sumeet Says:

    Aishwarya is sipping her coke n ant falls into that !!!

    ant’s father said somethin and aishwarya fainted !!!!!

    usne aissa kya bola!!!!!!!
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    .socho socho
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    ” Teri coke main mera beta hai!”

  27. parvathy Says:

    Q: Wat do u call a girl jo apne baap ko dhakka deti hai ??

    Ans : “PushPa”

  28. abhijan Says:

    a man walks in with a clock and declares it is his potato clock.

    another bloke asks him, what does it do?

    It gets me a potato clock (say this fast and you’ll know)

  29. Neelakantan K.K. Says:

    A sardar prays daily for two hrs. “Vahe Guru, Meri Lottery laga de”.

    But nothing happens.

    He does this for 11 years.

    Finally….Vahe Guru appears and says….
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    “Saale, Pehele Ticket to khareed”.

  30. parvathy Says:

    Q : How did Gaurav become “Aurav” and Gauri become “Auri” after meeting Kailash kher ?

    A: “tere naam se G looon ……..”

  31. Neelakantan K.K. Says:

    Q.) What does a cannibal order from the Bar at the end of the universe?

    A.) Do glass Adams. 😛

  32. Neelakantan K.K. Says:

    Q) How do you kill an Elephant?
    A) With an Elephant gun.

    Q) How do you kill a Blue Elephant?
    A) With a Blue Elephant gun.

    Q) How do you kill a Red Elephant?
    A) Climb on top of the Elephant, Choke it till it turns blue, then shoot it with the Blue Elephant Gun.

    Q) How do you kill a Pink Elephant?
    A) Slap it. It’ll turn red with anger, then climb on top of it, choke it till it turns blue and shoot it with the Blue Elephant Gun.

    Q) How do you kill a Yellow Elephant?
    A) Hah, Yellow Elephants don’t exist.

    Source:: The Raccoon Lord

  33. Julychild Says:

    [i’ve tortured enough people with this already, but just so it stays archived] =D

    Q: what did himesh reshammiya say after being repeatedly run over on several roads?

    A: “zindagi ne har raah pe mujh par carz(zzzz) chadhaya hai.”

  34. Parvathy Says:

    Q: Who/What in “Sholay” is a lion’s child ??

    A: Holi ( coz Holi “cub” hai..”cub” hai Holi)

    ~~ some random email


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