All right, so I can cross that off my list. It’s just bigger, noisier and with the right kind of people around, funner.
My mother has gone crazy. For the first time in twenty years, she has decided to display a Golu. And she has done so. And she has started buying dolls with a vengeance. Today she went and bought a pair of the most creepy-ass dolls ever imagined by a doll-maker tripping on acid and pissed off with life.
Let me give you a word picture(I’ll put up a real picture later).
The dolls are a big ol’ turbaned, mustachioed North Indian and his grinning, made up, fat-ass wife. The wife has a grin which would scare the shit out of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.# To add to the horror, Their heads are mounted on a coiled piece of metal so that they fucking loll about as if The Headless Horseman was having a bad day
Yes, Interesting times we live in.
Also, Would you agree that the most frustrating thing possible is when you reach the counter and it closes for lunch? (Yes/No)
Speaking of which, Women should not be allowed to man counters selling bus tickets. When you are standing in a line waiting to catch a bus quickly, you do not want to listen to a bunch of women exclaiming “Oma! Ki Shundor!” and forgetting that they’re supposed to be handing people bus tickets!. You won’t catch men doing that. They may be just lazy, inefficient and corrupt but at least they won’t forget about doing their job. They will willfully ignore it. That’s different.
# Also check out the picture in the wiki article on Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. If that’s not gay…
September 27, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Ahahahahaha! Golu! God, I hated those bommais. But my grandma was an evil genius, she’d pay me to arrange them. In KIND. Golu food is always awesome. Sundal Chundal whatever. Awesome.
Ask for the food and be happy 😀
September 27, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I generally get sundal quite frequently so I don’t really need to work for it. Besides, I didn’t do any work other than move stuff around.
but those dolls are creepy!
September 29, 2009 at 10:01 pm
hahah bt swearing so much abt sacred stuff ? tsk tsk dear boy… hell awaits u ! 😛
and wat counter ? puja pandal lunch ?
September 29, 2009 at 10:21 pm
It’s a poll I am conducting. Soon I will publish a book and become rich.
October 2, 2009 at 11:44 pm
excellent ! share the wealth ! remember i have been a tax free income source..time to return some of the favor 😛
October 3, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Ha ha. Let me write the book. I’m sure it’ll be a bestseller but let me write it first. 😛
October 3, 2009 at 9:46 am
Love the post. Especially the headless horseman having a bad day part.
Ar shobsomoi erom unsocial hoyo na. Go ahead and help your mom out. Dolls can be fun….er, sometimes.
October 3, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I did help my mom. I moved furniture around. 😡
October 18, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I saw Golus.I was really creeped out. Like they were voodoo dolls or something. :O
October 18, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Also, I brought Dolls in the Babushka doll style from Vizag. Remind me to show you. They’re HILARIOUS!
October 18, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I can’t wait. 😛